She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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