I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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