i just google imaged poop.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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