Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Randomize
