I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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