Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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