who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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