Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just want to make out with him forever
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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