They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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