I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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