White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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