her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You took a bar mat shot.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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