I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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