We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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