Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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