I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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