There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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