Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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