Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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