The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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