just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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