Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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