How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
