Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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