If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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