my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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