do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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