whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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