the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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