Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
it glows. i had to have it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
