i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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