sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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