Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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