We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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