question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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