I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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