ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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