I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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