dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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