There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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