I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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