Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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