My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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