i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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