shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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