why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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