Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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