found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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