Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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