Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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