Pants 0. Shit 1.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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