She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I can't put those talents on a resume
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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