Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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