well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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