i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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