At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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