we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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